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About US- What the Snatch?
Here's a brief overview of all the ladies who are part of the Snatch It Girl circle. Each woman brings unique knowledge and experience to our riff-raff crew. The Snatch Squad consists of- in no particular order...
"Fusion Snatch" aka GermAsian Firecracker: This crazy egg-roll is the voice and commentary behind Snatch It Girl. An avid fitness follower, she has attempted a wide variety of fitness methods- running, boxing, boarding, TRX, yoga, barre method, HIIT cardio, blah blah blah. She's literally sampled the Pu Pu platter of all fitness trends. Like many other women, she was convinced that lifting heavy would result in her becoming incredibly bulky and/or too big- it's a misconception that has followed women's weight lifting for decades. With the proper coaxing, she took one draaaank from the kool-aid and was immediately hooked. Small in stature with a big supersized personality, she's easy to spot in the gym- she has been described as a "Female Chicken Hawk" and will often try to lift more than she is capable of- simply to prove that pint sized bitches are just as strong.
"Sweet Snatch" aka Sweet & Sour: This sugary lady brings the sarcasm and love to the group. Although not a lifer in terms of the fitness craze, you would never guess it when witnessing the effort and sheer determination she brings to her workouts. She is strong with an endurance that matches Lance Armstrong. It's not uncommon for this lady to put in a double lump of sweet sweat- she will crank out a two hour lifting session, take a moment to gulp down a protein shake and then go beat the stuffing out of a 100 pound bag for 60 minutes. Yes, that's right- you better watch what you say to this firefly because if she doesn't kick our ass with them gainz, she's got wicked fast hands and an even sharper wit. Although she may come across as shy, don't be fooled- she's foul mouthed, crass, sarcastic, fiercely loyal, and much like her name, super sweet- she may even give you a cavity! She's a true Snatch It Girl- extremely dedicated to her fitness journey, with a self awareness that has helped her navigate through many hardships and obstacles. She is strong in every sense of the word and we are lucky to have her on our squad.
"Mountain Snatch" aka T-Bone: Just as her name indicates, this lady is a force to be reckoned with. A true athlete and competitor, everything she touches turns to gold. She's extremely humble given her ability to excel at every sport from boardercross to crossfit. Secretly we all think "Pssssshhh no one likes a bragger", but she doesn't need to brag-she simply lets her skills do the talking for her. It's an attribute we all admire and love about her. She is a "woman's woman" and as such, when you meet her you are immediately drawn to her sarcastic wit and determination. During the zombie apocalypse she'd be that crazy bitch who kills all the zombies by wielding a bow and arrow which she coincidentally just happened to pick up two seconds ago and is now an expert marksmen at using (psshhh bragger).
"Pele Snatch" aka Hawaii Squat It Low: This fiery lady is a fitness lifer- and when we say lifer, we mean she may have come out of her Mama's snatch with two little pound dumbbells in hand ready to do some overhead squats. Although she's not on site with the rest of the Snatch Squad, she loves to let us know that she is doing her workouts on some beautiful secluded beach (bragger). Extremely dedicated and really just a force to be reckoned with, she reminds us that anything is possible if you want it badly enough. With three boys all under the age of six at home, she still makes time to "Surf and GRIND" because that's what a Snatch It Girl does. And she's got some serious vocal pipes to match her big muscles-if you're lucky, she may just let you have a listen to one of her original songs. Also small in stature, she means business and if you cross her- you may just get the Pele (Goddess of Fire) portion of her name.
"Nurse Snatch" aka Elle Driver: This lady is very near and dear to our hearts (okay pull up your panties). Also a fitness lifer, she played Soccer in college, and is therefore no stranger to speed and endurance. She's an avid runner who signs up for multiple marathons on a yearly basis and it's her sheer GRIT and WILL that push her through every challenge she embarks upon. She technically doesn't need a gym, because working a single shift in the ER affords her with about 10 miles of jogging and probably the equivalent of several hours of weight training. She not only saves lives, but she looks damn good doing it. The only way to describe her is "curiously strong" for she has carried, pushed, and resuscitated people twice her size with minimal effort. We should all be grateful for all the Wonder Woman Nurses out there- without you, all those injuries we sustain- be they recreational or otherwise- we'd never be able to recover without you!!!!
"Fusion Snatch" aka GermAsian Firecracker: This crazy egg-roll is the voice and commentary behind Snatch It Girl. An avid fitness follower, she has attempted a wide variety of fitness methods- running, boxing, boarding, TRX, yoga, barre method, HIIT cardio, blah blah blah. She's literally sampled the Pu Pu platter of all fitness trends. Like many other women, she was convinced that lifting heavy would result in her becoming incredibly bulky and/or too big- it's a misconception that has followed women's weight lifting for decades. With the proper coaxing, she took one draaaank from the kool-aid and was immediately hooked. Small in stature with a big supersized personality, she's easy to spot in the gym- she has been described as a "Female Chicken Hawk" and will often try to lift more than she is capable of- simply to prove that pint sized bitches are just as strong.
"Sweet Snatch" aka Sweet & Sour: This sugary lady brings the sarcasm and love to the group. Although not a lifer in terms of the fitness craze, you would never guess it when witnessing the effort and sheer determination she brings to her workouts. She is strong with an endurance that matches Lance Armstrong. It's not uncommon for this lady to put in a double lump of sweet sweat- she will crank out a two hour lifting session, take a moment to gulp down a protein shake and then go beat the stuffing out of a 100 pound bag for 60 minutes. Yes, that's right- you better watch what you say to this firefly because if she doesn't kick our ass with them gainz, she's got wicked fast hands and an even sharper wit. Although she may come across as shy, don't be fooled- she's foul mouthed, crass, sarcastic, fiercely loyal, and much like her name, super sweet- she may even give you a cavity! She's a true Snatch It Girl- extremely dedicated to her fitness journey, with a self awareness that has helped her navigate through many hardships and obstacles. She is strong in every sense of the word and we are lucky to have her on our squad.
"Mountain Snatch" aka T-Bone: Just as her name indicates, this lady is a force to be reckoned with. A true athlete and competitor, everything she touches turns to gold. She's extremely humble given her ability to excel at every sport from boardercross to crossfit. Secretly we all think "Pssssshhh no one likes a bragger", but she doesn't need to brag-she simply lets her skills do the talking for her. It's an attribute we all admire and love about her. She is a "woman's woman" and as such, when you meet her you are immediately drawn to her sarcastic wit and determination. During the zombie apocalypse she'd be that crazy bitch who kills all the zombies by wielding a bow and arrow which she coincidentally just happened to pick up two seconds ago and is now an expert marksmen at using (psshhh bragger).
"Pele Snatch" aka Hawaii Squat It Low: This fiery lady is a fitness lifer- and when we say lifer, we mean she may have come out of her Mama's snatch with two little pound dumbbells in hand ready to do some overhead squats. Although she's not on site with the rest of the Snatch Squad, she loves to let us know that she is doing her workouts on some beautiful secluded beach (bragger). Extremely dedicated and really just a force to be reckoned with, she reminds us that anything is possible if you want it badly enough. With three boys all under the age of six at home, she still makes time to "Surf and GRIND" because that's what a Snatch It Girl does. And she's got some serious vocal pipes to match her big muscles-if you're lucky, she may just let you have a listen to one of her original songs. Also small in stature, she means business and if you cross her- you may just get the Pele (Goddess of Fire) portion of her name.
"Nurse Snatch" aka Elle Driver: This lady is very near and dear to our hearts (okay pull up your panties). Also a fitness lifer, she played Soccer in college, and is therefore no stranger to speed and endurance. She's an avid runner who signs up for multiple marathons on a yearly basis and it's her sheer GRIT and WILL that push her through every challenge she embarks upon. She technically doesn't need a gym, because working a single shift in the ER affords her with about 10 miles of jogging and probably the equivalent of several hours of weight training. She not only saves lives, but she looks damn good doing it. The only way to describe her is "curiously strong" for she has carried, pushed, and resuscitated people twice her size with minimal effort. We should all be grateful for all the Wonder Woman Nurses out there- without you, all those injuries we sustain- be they recreational or otherwise- we'd never be able to recover without you!!!!